What is it that make Rob "Nobby" Sas so different?
Is it his guitar playing? No! Is it his uniquely wide & varied tastes in
music? No! It is simply that he has abused his body beyond belief over the years
& we think it's incredible that he has survived. Mr Sasmore, we
salute you!
See what abuse Rob has inflicted. Click on
different parts of his anatomy & recoil in horror!
Wrists & Hands: Severe trauma over the years. Some of
it from guitar playing but usually punching walls in anger (never people). Often
seen in plaster or in a big elastic sock-bandage. Recently came 2nd in fight
with rogue flower vase. Still plunges wrists into ice water to "ease the fire"
of tendonitis.
Broken ribs. Caused by an argument with gravity. Gravity
won. House furniture not damaged too much and ballet lessons booked immediately
after the accident should prevent repetition.
No, NOT medical heart problems. Rob's suffers from
broken heart syndrome. Caused by fickle ladies. The bitches don't understand him
nor his latent sexual power.
Perhaps the 8th Wonder of the World. More infamous than
famous, it is the damage caused by "Little Rob" more than the damaged received
that has gone down in folklore. Comes in all shapes and sizes.
Leg & ankle. Hurt more than once. Most ludicrous was
damage received climbing onto roof of a moving car whilst in a seething rage.
The car reacted badly and Rob was ejected. It would have really hurt had his
ankle not given way under the force. Plaster and bandage again.
Mouth. Lip expertly fattened during spousal disagreement.
Also used once to sing backing vocals for soul diva Taka Boom. Was ALMOST
punched in the gob as punishment! Often gets Rob into trouble with the fewest
words possible.
Hair. Has been used by assailants (usually women) to force
Rob in directions he would not choose. Rumoured to be this long as a result of
stretching.
Black eye. Claimed it was "3 big guys" but spousal abuse
suspected.
Shoulders. Well, not actually hurt yet..... but just
give it time. Watch this space.
